<h2> <img src="/EditBackyard/EditorData/Photo/2018/Jun/6122018BO.jpg" width="505" height="794" alt="" /></h2><div><em style="font-size: 12px; font-weight: normal; letter-spacing: 0.544px; color: #7b0c00;">勋章控勃列日涅夫</em></div><div><div><em style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; color: #7b0c00;"><br /></em></div></div><div id="js_content" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; overflow: hidden; color: #333333; font-size: 18px; word-wrap: break-word; min-height: 350px; position: relative; font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Helvetica Neue", "PingFang SC", "Hiragino Sans GB", "Microsoft YaHei UI", "Microsoft YaHei", Arial, sans-serif; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: #ffffff;"><p style="margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">苏联曾流传着这样一个笑话：勃列日涅夫又进手术室了? 是心脏手术么?当然不是，是扩胸手术，为了能在胸前再多挂一枚勋章。</span></p><div> <span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">这位前苏联最高领袖勃列日涅夫绝对是“勋章控”，没事就给自己授上几枚，还总想法子让外国政府给自己授。</span></div><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">他获得过次数最多的勋章是“列宁勋章”，总共授给自己8次，在1976年他70岁生日时，他给自己授予“苏联英雄”勋章和“苏联元帅”勋章，这已经是他第4次获得“苏联英雄”勋章。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">为了讨好他，外国政府也给他送勋章，“东德英雄”、“古巴英雄”、“保加利亚英雄”、“捷克英雄”、“蒙古英雄”、“南斯拉夫之星”、“胡志明勋章”，最搞笑的是，苏军入侵阿富汗时，苏联支持的傀儡政权还授予他“阿富汗自由太阳勋章”。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">当时的社会主义兄弟们，基本上都送了勋章，除了中国，因为当时中苏关系紧张，对此勃列日涅夫极其不满，经常表达出对中国的愤怒，昨天普京总算获得了中国授予的“友谊勋章”，也算是告慰了这位勋章控。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">勃列日涅夫平生共拥有114枚勋章，比斯大林和赫鲁晓夫两人所拥有的勋章加起来还要多得多，挂满全身，五光十色，光彩夺目。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">有一笑话说：如果鳄鱼吞了勃列日涅夫，就倒大霉了，因为鳄鱼需要用两周时间才能把勋章消化。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">其实苏联和他的卫星国们，都有滥发勋章的习惯，这些凭领导人喜好滥发的勋章不仅毫无荣誉可言，更会沦为世人的笑柄，比如朝鲜那些将军，身上佩戴的勋章数量可以让一个密集恐惧症患者当场晕倒。<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><div> </div><div> </div><p style="margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><img data-copyright="0" data-ratio="0.5627802690582959" data-src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/3oZQa8ILCqBWfxbOy0JXxV7JPRqLd9xOysMI35navnvNUHqSiagG7hgmAna1JTJTE0BfMTYeyasTibeMDejYiarMQ/640?wx_fmt=gif" data-type="gif" data-w="892" src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/3oZQa8ILCqBWfxbOy0JXxV7JPRqLd9xOysMI35navnvNUHqSiagG7hgmAna1JTJTE0BfMTYeyasTibeMDejYiarMQ/640?wx_fmt=gif&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1" data-fail="0" alt="" style="letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; height: auto !important; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; width: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;" /></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"> <em style="color: #7b0c00; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">朝鲜的“穿衫甲”将军</em></p><div><span style="color: #7b0c00; letter-spacing: 0.544px;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.544px;">对此戈尔巴乔夫曾经痛批道：</span><strong style="font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 0.544px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“我们一面沉溺于自己的谎言，一面为彼此佩戴奖章”。</strong></div><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">在很多苏联人眼中，“勋章控”勃列日涅夫脑子不太好使，总有惊人的搞笑犯傻表现，比如说他经常念错稿子。 <br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">有一个苏联流行的段子是，在1980年莫斯科奥运会上，勃列日涅夫拿着讲稿说：“欧!欧!欧!欧!欧!”全场起立，鼓掌。这时，一名工作人员跑到勃列日涅夫身边对他说：“那是奥运五环标志，您不用念出来。”<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">勃列日涅夫时期恰恰是苏联人开始对国家和体制提出质疑的时候，苏联的“民心”在这一时期发生了偏离，在苏联解体后披露出的档案里，当时的社会问题严重，人民对饥荒、对官员腐败的指责、对住房紧张多有抱怨，可惜这些人民的疾苦并没有引起勃列日涅夫足够的重视，资质平平的他只懂得到处</span><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">安插亲信，打击异己，神吹自我</strong><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">他能力平庸，好大喜功，爱慕虚荣，思想保守，苏联问题重重，却整天活在各种伟大复兴的幻想中。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">所以，当苏联解体时，大家发现一个执政了70多年的政党下台，居然很少有群众对他们表示出留恋。</span></p><p style="margin-bottom: 25px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important; font-size: 15px;">很多人都用“停滞”这个词来形容他所统治的时代，甚至还说他是苏联<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;">“真正的掘墓人”</strong>。</span><br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; word-wrap: break-word !important;" /></p><p style="padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; box-sizing: border-box !important; 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